I'm feeling sluggish and uninspired, so to kick things off with this whole blogging endeavor, I'm bringing in a couple of outside guests: two knife-fighting lobsters.
Instant blog-fodder. I think I know what happened here: the lobster on the left was insecure about the imposing size of Right Lobster's claws, so he said something mildly disparaging. Right Lobster retorted with a crude crustacean invective (unintelligible to human ears, but it's on par with the C-word, both in terms of its hurtfulness and its anatomical reference point). Things escalated from there.
Whoever gave the lobsters knives probably wasn't thinking too far ahead, but it's not too big of a deal -- they're both going in the pot anyway.